Talking Parrot

Steve · 08-17-2012, 08:55 AM

One day a man went to an auction.

While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the auctioneer,

"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

kelmac07 · 08-17-2012, 08:56 AM

Dave128 · 08-17-2012, 09:38 AM

363 · 08-17-2012, 09:49 AM

G G · 08-17-2012, 09:52 AM

STEVE S · 08-17-2012, 11:54 AM

Skywalker · 08-17-2012, 09:19 PM

EricF · 08-17-2012, 09:27 PM

Ogre · 08-17-2012, 11:49 PM

Finally a Steve Funny!!!!!

08-17-2012, 08:55 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Talking Parrot One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" "Don't worry," said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-17-2012, 08:56 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Talking Parrot __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-17-2012, 09:38 AM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Talking Parrot __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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08-17-2012, 11:54 AM	#6
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Talking Parrot __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

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