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06-12-2012, 07:41 AM | #1 |
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Hay
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water." Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!" "Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
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06-12-2012, 08:32 AM | #3 |
WOOOHOOO
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Re: Hay
I say you should go on tour!!
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06-12-2012, 10:05 AM | #5 |
C.I.A
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Re: Hay
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
I thought this was going a different direction...... sorry
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06-12-2012, 10:18 AM | #7 |
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Re: Hay
sick minds gentlemen...sick
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