The zipper is stuck

Ogre · 02-02-2012, 11:58 AM

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

Taki · 02-02-2012, 12:01 PM

irratebass · 02-02-2012, 12:10 PM

02-02-2012, 12:24 PM

kelmac07 · 02-02-2012, 12:29 PM

Ouch!!

Dave128 · 02-02-2012, 01:24 PM

LOL! That's gonna leave a mark!

Parshooter · 02-02-2012, 01:28 PM

Remo · 02-02-2012, 01:59 PM

STEVE S · 02-02-2012, 02:07 PM

G G · 02-02-2012, 02:15 PM

cjhalbrooks · 02-02-2012, 02:43 PM

I hope that moose isnt a biter, Its going to hurt in the A$$ and a nice scar on your back would just suck

Steve · 02-02-2012, 03:31 PM

Squeal like a ... moose?

longknocker · 02-02-2012, 03:55 PM

Good One, Larry!

Skywalker · 02-02-2012, 03:55 PM

RevSmoke · 02-02-2012, 06:34 PM

I think there's a video version of this joke - on America's Funniest Home videos.

02-02-2012, 11:58 AM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	The zipper is stuck Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself." __________________

02-02-2012, 12:01 PM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________

02-02-2012, 12:10 PM	#3
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________

02-02-2012, 12:24 PM	#4
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02-02-2012, 12:29 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The zipper is stuck Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-02-2012, 01:24 PM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: The zipper is stuck LOL! That's gonna leave a mark! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

02-02-2012, 01:28 PM	#7
Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

02-02-2012, 01:59 PM	#8
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________

02-02-2012, 02:07 PM	#9
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

02-02-2012, 02:15 PM	#10
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The zipper is stuck

02-02-2012, 02:43 PM	#11
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: The zipper is stuck I hope that moose isnt a biter, Its going to hurt in the A$$ and a nice scar on your back would just suck __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

02-02-2012, 03:31 PM	#12
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: The zipper is stuck Squeal like a ... moose? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-02-2012, 03:55 PM	#13
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: The zipper is stuck Good One, Larry!

02-02-2012, 03:55 PM	#14
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The zipper is stuck __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-02-2012, 06:34 PM	#15
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Re: The zipper is stuck I think there's a video version of this joke - on America's Funniest Home videos. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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