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Old 01-18-2012, 05:05 PM   #1
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Default A funny observation on stupid criminals..

My Wife, Daughter and I went to Applebees last night for dinner, oh around 6pm or so. Last night, there's breaking news on an armed robbery at Applebees around 9pm. Naturally, I waited for more info. Nobody hurt thank goodness.

So today, just received a breaking news alert: Man arrested for robbery at Applebee's:

29yo guy went to police station today with a friend on an unrelated issue.......police recognized him as suspect from the robbery and arrested him......


REALLY?????

Are you kidding me??

I know you've go to be pretty stupid to do it in the first place....but really? Then you waltz into the station with a buddy when the force is out looking for you?

Got less than $500 from the heist, must have been looking for a winter home and figured a cell would work nicely. Sheesh!
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:09 PM   #2
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

I guess some people want to get caught

Pretty stupid though. Less than $500, no surprise but what the hell did he think he would get?

Why rob a large(ish) establishment for so little cash?
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:14 PM   #3
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what an idiot!!! Glad everyone was ok
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:16 PM   #4
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

BAAHAA they just posted his pic online. Yeah, this guy's gonna stand out in a crowd, let alone the police station lobby!
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:29 PM   #5
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

people rob kangaroo stations and metro pcs around here. i think you pretty much have to pay cash at metro pcs
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Old 01-18-2012, 05:43 PM   #6
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

Things like this show up on Fark and TSG all the time.
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Old 01-18-2012, 06:07 PM   #7
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

Not to mention some guy named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop...you heard of him recently. I mean really, the guy's gotta be a moron to change his name to something like that...
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:01 PM   #8
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It's hard to catch the smart ones, luckily most fall into the dumb category, job security at least
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:54 AM   #9
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman

It's not all surprising what stupid criminals will do. Such as...call 911 to report something and have the police arrive at the location knowning that such caller has a warrant and even the caller knows!!! Then the police get yelled at for taking the caller to jail. Classic and it happens all the time!
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:24 AM   #10
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Wow that guy is as stupid as the guy that tried to rob the butcher shop I worked in during High School with a pocket knife.
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

I have asked many a stupid criminal "At what point did this seem like a good idea to you ?" Have yet to get an answer to that question.
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:48 AM   #12
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Default Re: A funny observation on stupid criminals..

Quote:
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Looks similary to Pee Wee Herman
I first thought of "Peanut" LOL
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