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Old 12-07-2011, 09:12 AM   #1
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us, and told my friend: "That's us in 10 years."

He said, "That's a mirror, you dumbass."
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Old 12-07-2011, 09:15 AM   #2
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Old 12-07-2011, 09:24 AM   #3
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I will use that at work tomorrow...
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us, and told my friend: "That's us in 10 years."

He said, "That's a mirror, you dumbass."


I resemble that remake, sir!
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