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Old 11-17-2011, 04:21 PM   #1
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Plane Makes Emergency Landing When Pilot Disappears

Pilot got trapped in the bathroom and sent a passenger to inform the co-pilot.

Wouldn't you like to have been on THAT flight...NOT!
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:23 PM   #2
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At least there was a co-pilot!!!!!!
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:44 PM   #3
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And who was this passenger that was in the bathroom with him?
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:47 PM   #4
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If they were both in the bathroom they'd both be locked in
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:48 PM   #5
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huh, I didn't think about being locked in, I thought he was stuck. Like on the sh!t sucker something.
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:36 AM   #7
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The pilot gave the passenger (who apparently had a very thick foreign accent) the secret flight crew only password to tell the copilot. The copilot was freaked out because the pilot was missing and a guy with a thick accent was asking him to open the cockpit door. He radioed in that he thought it was a hijack attempt. Apparently the only flight attendant on board entered the cockpit when the pilot left because there must always be two members of the flight crew in the cockpit at all times. Seems kind of stupid to just leave the passenger cabin unattended during that period of time.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:15 AM   #8
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huh, I didn't think about being locked in, I thought he was stuck. Like on the sh!t sucker something.
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