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Old 09-20-2011, 12:08 PM   #1
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Default Season Tickets for Sale

Guys, I hope you can help me out.

For Sale

Regrettably I am going to have to sell my Miami Dolphins football tickets this year. My wife does not like the person that sits beside her. These tickets will be sold to the highest bidder. I have attached a picture of the view from these great seats.



Send your bid to the email address above. Cash only.

God, I am going to miss going to the games this year!

Current Bid= $ 17,500.00 each













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Old 09-20-2011, 12:17 PM   #2
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I'd buy that for a dollar
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:21 PM   #3
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that old guys face is priceless LOL
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:27 PM   #4
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Great!!!
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:35 PM   #5
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I don't think those are Miami tickets!
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:38 PM   #6
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that old guys face is priceless LOL
I had to reopen the picture. I didn't see any guy in it the first time.
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:38 PM   #7
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It's great to know that where there is a girl that looks like that, there is a guy standing right next to her more interested in his fantasy football stats.
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:38 PM   #8
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Oh my!!
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:39 PM   #9
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I didn't see any football stadium in that pic...
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:08 PM   #10
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I had to reopen the picture. I didn't see any guy in it the first time.
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It's great to know that where there is a girl that looks like that, there is a guy standing right next to her more interested in his fantasy football stats.
I noticed neither of these men when I first looked at the pic!
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Old 09-20-2011, 01:14 PM   #11
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Sold!!!
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Old 09-20-2011, 07:19 PM   #12
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Nice teats...errr, I mean seats
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Old 09-20-2011, 07:22 PM   #13
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Geaux Saints! Thats no dolphins tickets!
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Old 09-20-2011, 07:25 PM   #14
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mmmmmm.

Gotta love New Orleans.
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Old 09-20-2011, 07:51 PM   #15
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F'n Aye!

Cliff how are you and the son doing buddy?
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Old 09-20-2011, 07:53 PM   #16
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I had to reopen the picture. I didn't see any guy in it the first time.
Same here. My attention was elsewhere
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Old 09-21-2011, 03:31 PM   #17
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just switch seats with her

problem solved
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