The Funeral

markem · 09-01-2011, 10:29 PM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

kelmac07 · 09-01-2011, 10:37 PM

Ogre · 09-01-2011, 10:40 PM

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!

Drez · 09-01-2011, 10:42 PM

Hahahahahahaha

WittyUserName · 09-01-2011, 11:15 PM

VAGINA hahahaha

CasaDooley · 09-02-2011, 12:33 AM

Skywalker · 09-02-2011, 01:14 AM

irratebass · 09-02-2011, 04:14 AM

Good one!

G G · 09-02-2011, 06:08 AM

get er done

CigarNut · 09-02-2011, 02:29 PM

Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day!

maninblack · 09-03-2011, 12:52 PM

I gotta tell my dad this one.

09-01-2011, 10:29 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,626 Trading: (47)	The Funeral A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist." The proctologist fainted. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-01-2011, 10:37 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Funeral __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-01-2011, 10:40 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Funeral NOW THATS FUNNY!!! __________________

09-01-2011, 10:42 PM	#4
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: The Funeral Hahahahahahaha __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-01-2011, 11:15 PM	#5
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: The Funeral VAGINA hahahaha

09-02-2011, 12:33 AM	#6
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: The Funeral __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

09-02-2011, 01:14 AM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Funeral __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-02-2011, 04:14 AM	#8
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The Funeral Good one! __________________

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: The Funeral get er done

09-02-2011, 02:29 PM	#10
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The Funeral Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

09-03-2011, 12:52 PM	#11
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: The Funeral I gotta tell my dad this one. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

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