Joke or Fact???

N2 GOLD · 08-31-2011, 04:43 PM

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom...

T.G · 08-31-2011, 04:57 PM

That's not a condom.

He's such a badass that he's getting a BJ from it.

Bax · 08-31-2011, 04:58 PM

Chuck Norris once got into a starring match with a mirror and won.

The Poet · 08-31-2011, 05:14 PM

I've known a few guys nicknamed Snake, but never for this reason . . . sort of.

ArgusP2 · 08-31-2011, 07:00 PM

Chuck Norris is so tough... When he falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

markem · 08-31-2011, 07:08 PM

N2 GOLD · 08-31-2011, 07:49 PM

Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

76GTFan · 08-31-2011, 11:20 PM

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.

ArgusP2 · 09-01-2011, 12:08 PM

If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, Chuck Norris would win....period.

357 · 09-01-2011, 12:40 PM

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down.

N2 GOLD · 09-01-2011, 12:47 PM

Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go...

mhailey · 09-01-2011, 04:22 PM

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris.

jvanmeet · 09-01-2011, 05:01 PM

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PitDog · 09-06-2011, 01:18 PM

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the %$&# down.

wayner123 · 09-06-2011, 01:54 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

shilala · 09-06-2011, 02:19 PM

"Phobia" is Latin for Chuck Norris.

ArgusP2 · 09-06-2011, 02:21 PM

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

cmitch · 09-13-2011, 09:48 PM

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

ArgusP2 · 09-13-2011, 11:25 PM

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

09-14-2011, 12:31 AM

If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

08-31-2011, 04:43 PM	#1
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

08-31-2011, 04:57 PM	#2
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Joke or Fact??? That's not a condom. He's such a badass that he's getting a BJ from it.

08-31-2011, 04:58 PM	#3
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris once got into a starring match with a mirror and won. __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

08-31-2011, 05:14 PM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Joke or Fact??? I've known a few guys nicknamed Snake, but never for this reason . . . sort of. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

08-31-2011, 07:00 PM	#5
ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris is so tough... When he falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

08-31-2011, 07:08 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Joke or Fact??? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-31-2011, 07:49 PM	#7
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Can Ed do this??? I think NOT... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

08-31-2011, 11:20 PM	#8
76GTFan Full Blown Section 8 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 503 Trading: (9)	Re: Joke or Fact??? When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet. __________________ That you John Wayne. Is this me?

09-01-2011, 12:08 PM	#9
ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: Joke or Fact??? If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, Chuck Norris would win....period.

09-01-2011, 12:40 PM	#10
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Joke or Fact??? When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

09-01-2011, 12:47 PM	#11
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

09-01-2011, 04:22 PM	#12
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards. There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris. __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.

09-01-2011, 05:01 PM	#13
jvanmeet Just in from the Storm Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: John Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 19 Trading: (0)	Re: Joke or Fact???

09-06-2011, 01:18 PM	#14
PitDog On the road again Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jeff Location: NoVA Posts: 19 Trading: (0)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the %$&# down.

09-06-2011, 01:54 PM	#15
wayner123 Country Gentleman Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Deltona, FL Posts: 2,351 Trading: (159)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees. __________________ 'It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife; But every fool will be quarrelling.'

09-06-2011, 02:19 PM	#16
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Joke or Fact??? "Phobia" is Latin for Chuck Norris. __________________

09-06-2011, 02:21 PM	#17
ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

09-13-2011, 09:48 PM	#18
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

09-13-2011, 11:25 PM	#19
ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: Joke or Fact??? Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

09-14-2011, 12:31 AM	#20
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