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Old 06-20-2011, 11:27 AM   #1
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Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses; the results were pretty interesting:
  • 30% of women think their ass is too fat
  • 10% of women think their ass is too skinny
  • the remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man, and wouldn't trade him for the world.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:33 AM   #2
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Old 06-20-2011, 12:05 PM   #3
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Old 06-20-2011, 12:15 PM   #4
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Old 06-20-2011, 02:03 PM   #5
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Wife: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

Husband: No, babe. It's the fat that makes you look fat!
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Wife: Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

Husband: No, babe. It's the fat that makes you look fat!
And THAT'S how the fight started!
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:52 AM   #8
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Sound like a study done by women for women...
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:59 PM   #9
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My wife is with the majority!!!
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LMFAO!!!!!


that was just great!!!
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Old 08-14-2011, 01:00 AM   #11
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"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
"No, but your butt makes those jeans look HUGE!"

By the way, I'm not married any more...go figure...
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