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Old 06-19-2011, 01:55 PM   #1
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Fathers day is to thank your dad for having sex with your mom!! Mothers day is to thank your mom for not swallowing you!!
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Old 06-19-2011, 01:56 PM   #2
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Awe nasty thanks for that image!
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Old 06-19-2011, 02:04 PM   #3
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Fathers day is to thank your dad for having sex with your mom!! Mothers day is to thank your mom for not swallowing you!!
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Old 06-19-2011, 02:10 PM   #4
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Old 06-19-2011, 02:12 PM   #5
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I'll drink to that.
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:37 PM   #6
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Only you Larry...only you.
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Old 06-19-2011, 06:56 PM   #7
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Old 06-19-2011, 07:01 PM   #8
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Old 06-20-2011, 07:54 AM   #9
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So, what you're saying, Larry, is that swallowers are cannibals?
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:45 AM   #10
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