Scottish compassion

06-06-2011, 07:12 AM

SCOTTISH COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, one from England , one from Wales , and Scotland , were walking
past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and asked, "''ave ya ever
been fooked, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".

She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in.'

CasaDooley · 06-06-2011, 01:26 PM

Skywalker · 06-06-2011, 01:43 PM

I hope his name was Bob!

kelmac07 · 06-06-2011, 01:55 PM

06-06-2011, 07:12 AM	#1
J.W. Guest Posts: n/a	Scottish compassion SCOTTISH COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, one from England , one from Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said, "No." So she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and asked, "''ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in.'

06-06-2011, 01:26 PM	#2
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: Scottish compassion __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

06-06-2011, 01:43 PM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Scottish compassion I hope his name was Bob! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

06-06-2011, 01:55 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Scottish compassion __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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