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06-04-2011, 07:09 AM | #1 |
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Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
...if you have one of those "How's my driving?" stickers on your vehicle. I was coming home from work yesterday morning, and had some moron in a DirecTV van come flying up behind me and ride my tailgate for about a mile. He was so close I couldn't see his headlights in my rearview. Then he blows by me at about 70 (in a 55) and I watch him repeat the process with a car up ahead of me. When we get into the city, I pull up behind him at a light and notice the sticker. When I got home, I made a phone call and had a nice chat with one of the reps. I understand DirecTV is very strict about driving complaints. Moron.
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06-04-2011, 07:12 AM | #2 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
Good on you Jeff!! I do the same thing with a$$holes who want to play NASCAR on the roads.
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06-04-2011, 07:21 AM | #3 |
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Sorry! I had to get an install done. My pet peeve are the right lane passers on the freeway, flying along until they get to merging traffic, then they force their way over to the middle lane. Or the ones who insist on staying in the left lane right alongside me, with no traffic in front of either of us. Just recently I had someone doing just that. I speed up, so do they, I slow down, so do they until finally they get away from me and take off like a maniac down the road, only to get pulled over by the police about 2 miles down the road. Ahhh haaaaaa!!!!
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06-04-2011, 07:46 AM | #4 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
Good for you Jeff. I leave near a NASCAR track. It seems half the population has a #8 sticker on their cars and trucks. Apparently they think speed limits and stop signs are only suggestions.
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06-04-2011, 08:21 AM | #5 | |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
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06-04-2011, 10:14 AM | #7 |
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06-04-2011, 02:55 PM | #8 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
my pet peeve is people who drive like @ssholes. i give alot of warnings if your going a little quick at 4 A.M. but when your hauling @ss with traffic out or driving like a moron out of fast and the furious i will slam you.
good job calling the number and letting them know. god knows it was only a matter of time before he crashed into someone.
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06-04-2011, 03:59 PM | #9 |
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I've been noticing that with higher gas prices now, there have been a a lot of times where people seem to be running some sort of rolling road block on the freeways. 70 MPH limit, and all three lanes are occupied by people doing only 50 to 55, with a huge gap of about a quarter mile in front of them. And they like to try to keep people from passing, too. If a gap forms, they speed up to close it off. Then you have a traffic jam forming behind this, with people jockeying around trying to get around it, or trying to get to the right to exit.
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06-04-2011, 04:30 PM | #10 |
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i only pass on the right if i have to...if you cant figure out what my flashing lights and honking horn means then you shouldn't be driving
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06-04-2011, 04:47 PM | #11 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
Lane split?
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06-04-2011, 05:07 PM | #12 |
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06-04-2011, 06:28 PM | #14 |
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06-04-2011, 06:53 PM | #15 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
I got one of thoser stickers on all of my work trucks.
I am the delivery manager and in the 9years I have been at the job, have never gotten a complaint on any of my trucks.... We drive billboards, not trucks, so itd be pretty stupid to drive like a fool. |
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06-04-2011, 08:42 PM | #17 |
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06-04-2011, 09:39 PM | #19 |
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Re: Don't be a [male sexual organ]...
Exactly. Some people are just in love with that left lane for some reason. I drive in it as little as possible, you know, to let people with lead feet pass, and to let officers of the law easily catch up to said people with lead feet.
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