The Old Fart

kydsid · 03-30-2011, 08:38 AM

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow began, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant, not to be our done, said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

Skywalker · 03-30-2011, 08:40 AM

MurphysLaw · 03-30-2011, 08:48 AM

HollywoodQue · 03-30-2011, 09:02 AM

Hahahaha

kelmac07 · 03-30-2011, 09:08 AM

N2 GOLD · 03-30-2011, 11:27 AM

Ogre · 03-30-2011, 11:49 AM

T-Bone, We are waiting!!!!

SvilleKid · 03-30-2011, 11:53 AM

And the Old Fart said "I'm the greatest. I can empty a whole room, and you can't even see me.

Was that what we are waiting for!!! LOL. (and I readily admit to being an O.F.)

03-30-2011, 08:38 AM	#1
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	The Old Fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow began, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant, not to be our done, said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something... __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Old Fart __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: The Old Fart Hahahaha

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03-30-2011, 11:49 AM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Old Fart T-Bone, We are waiting!!!! __________________

03-30-2011, 11:53 AM	#8
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: The Old Fart And the Old Fart said "I'm the greatest. I can empty a whole room, and you can't even see me. Was that what we are waiting for!!! LOL. (and I readily admit to being an O.F.) __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

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