What a pisser

markem · 03-11-2011, 12:27 AM

This is a copy of a news article posted on 3/10/11. It's pretty darn funny when one thinks about all the planning that they put in to this heist. They seem to have left "leave no piss behind" off the list.

COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days.

The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.

03-11-2011, 12:35 AM

Think he's a bit pissed off??

Wolfgang · 03-11-2011, 12:47 AM

Crap

HollywoodQue · 03-11-2011, 03:25 AM

When you gotta go, you gotta go....wow

kelmac07 · 03-11-2011, 07:09 AM

Morons!!

Brutus2600 · 03-11-2011, 08:32 AM

bwahahahah...awesome. Morons.

Skywalker · 03-11-2011, 08:47 AM

Nice story!

T.G · 03-11-2011, 10:06 AM

If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

landhoney · 03-11-2011, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

FTW!

I'd do that for $500,000.

J0eybb · 03-11-2011, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

HAHA

TBone · 03-11-2011, 11:30 AM

Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...

N2 GOLD · 03-11-2011, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBone

Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...

Very true...

T.G · 03-11-2011, 12:08 PM

Ironic, isn't it?

guitar4001 · 03-11-2011, 03:58 PM

when you gotta go, you gotta go.

markem · 03-11-2011, 06:10 PM

Personally, I think that this is a bit of a limp dick story.

shark · 03-11-2011, 06:47 PM

Some days you're the dog, while on other days you're the fire hydrant.

03-11-2011, 12:27 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	What a pisser This is a copy of a news article posted on 3/10/11. It's pretty darn funny when one thinks about all the planning that they put in to this heist. They seem to have left "leave no piss behind" off the list. COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days. The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday. While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles." The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-11-2011, 12:35 AM	#2
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What a pisser Think he's a bit pissed off??

03-11-2011, 12:47 AM	#3
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: What a pisser Crap __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

03-11-2011, 03:25 AM	#4
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: What a pisser When you gotta go, you gotta go....wow

03-11-2011, 07:09 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: What a pisser Morons!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-11-2011, 08:32 AM	#6
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: What a pisser bwahahahah...awesome. Morons. __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600

03-11-2011, 08:47 AM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: What a pisser Nice story! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-11-2011, 10:06 AM	#8
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: What a pisser If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...

03-11-2011, 11:30 AM	#11
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: What a pisser Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...

03-11-2011, 12:08 PM	#13
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: What a pisser Ironic, isn't it?

03-11-2011, 03:58 PM	#14
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: What a pisser when you gotta go, you gotta go.

03-11-2011, 06:10 PM	#15
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: What a pisser Personally, I think that this is a bit of a limp dick story. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-11-2011, 06:47 PM	#16
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,584 Trading: (0)	Re: What a pisser Some days you're the dog, while on other days you're the fire hydrant. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

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