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Old 03-04-2011, 04:56 PM   #1
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Default Only ten minutes a day????

To heart health..


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Old 03-04-2011, 04:57 PM   #2
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Imagine how healthy you'd be if you did more than look!
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Old 03-04-2011, 04:57 PM   #3
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I'm all for it! Sign me up!
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:55 PM   #4
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This is no Joke!!!
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:58 PM   #5
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I see the beginnings of a heart healthy pics thread!
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:00 AM   #6
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:10 PM   #7
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Good news for me!
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:34 PM   #8
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I'm always happy to take steps to improve my health.
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Old 03-07-2011, 12:09 AM   #9
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Looks like I am going to live forever!
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:38 AM   #10
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Nothing like putting your best chest forward...
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Old 03-07-2011, 05:32 PM   #11
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At least I don't have to worry about dieing young~
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:40 PM   #12
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:29 PM   #13
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I do about 8 hours of it just at work everyday...
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Old 03-07-2011, 08:10 PM   #14
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Finally...something good on the news!
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Old 03-07-2011, 08:15 PM   #15
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I do about 8 hours of it just at work everyday...
At work...??

Reminds me of Charlie Wilson..
Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to grow t(.)(.)s."
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Old 03-08-2011, 09:58 AM   #16
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"I love the smell of boobies in the morning."
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Old 03-08-2011, 10:28 AM   #17
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At work...??

Reminds me of Charlie Wilson..
Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to grow t(.)(.)s."
Charlie Wilson's War is a fantastic film. Not sure as to it's accuracy, but there is a little of this sentiment from him.

BTW, send that link to your friends & wives. It's your duty to share helpful health information.
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:03 AM   #18
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I get healthy just thinking about them!!!
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Old 03-08-2011, 11:09 AM   #19
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Looks like I'm good to go for another 80 years!
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At work...??

Reminds me of Charlie Wilson..
Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to grow t(.)(.)s."
OOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH,

I all day at work in every size & shape. I love working here....


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