Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today.

RGD. · 02-23-2011, 05:29 PM

And I blame my doctor for it.

Sitting in traffic this morning that's moving about 10-15 mph. I keep my Xikar in the door panel pocket of the truck for handy use. So this morning I grab my cigar in my right hand as normal, take the Xikar in my left and snip the end. I then toss the clipping out the window from atop the Xikar and slide it back in the door pocket.

Except for this morning.

I tossed everything out the window pretty as could be right in the middle of I-495.

Damn right I stopped. Opened the door and walked back to pick it up by the car behind me. The guy rolled his window down laughing and said "having one of those mornings?" "Damn decaf" I said. So yeah - I blame my doctor since he is the one who makes me drink that stuff.

Damn decaf.

Ron

J0eybb · 02-23-2011, 05:30 PM

Hahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

68TriShield · 02-23-2011, 05:31 PM

Damn it all,yep.

The Poet · 02-23-2011, 05:32 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Tossed mine into a trashcan on the street one time, doing just the same thing you did. Glad you got it back, and glad I'm not the only idiot out there.

And yes, damn straight I went dumpster-diving!

joeobx · 02-23-2011, 05:33 PM

Ron, I've driven on that road more than I care to talk about.....Glad your still with us.

02-23-2011, 05:33 PM

Thanks for sharing. This put a smile on my face.

02-23-2011, 05:34 PM

Well the good news was that on I495 in the morning you probably weren't moving anyway

CigarNut · 02-23-2011, 05:42 PM

It's good that you got it back! And that you are alive to tell us about it!

02-23-2011, 05:53 PM

ah! that is great. funny stuff my man.

Neens · 02-23-2011, 06:00 PM

Glad you got it back though.

jesseboston81 · 02-23-2011, 06:16 PM

Glad you got it back! Great story!

sikk50 · 02-23-2011, 06:18 PM

I never lost my cutter out the window, but I went to ash out the window on a trip home from school and the wind from a passing truck too the remaining half of my cigar with it once.

I did not stop

longknocker · 02-23-2011, 06:27 PM

At Least You Found It, Ron!

I Would Have Stopped, Too!

chand · 02-23-2011, 06:32 PM

Decaf is an abomination and a sin against Juan Valdez's donkey! Repent!

dunng · 02-23-2011, 06:33 PM

Decaf is for quitters!

Volusianator · 02-23-2011, 06:34 PM

Pretty funny, glad you found it.

shilala · 02-23-2011, 06:35 PM

These things will happen.

Zeuceone · 02-23-2011, 07:00 PM

i was expecting a picture of a nice flat piece of metal.

Pat1075 · 02-23-2011, 07:08 PM

glad you got it back man. and thanks for the story.

kelmac07 · 02-23-2011, 07:16 PM

On I-495? Ron...you are one brave brother!!

02-23-2011, 05:29 PM	#1
RGD. God Like Status Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ron Location: Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 971 Trading: (1)	Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. And I blame my doctor for it. Sitting in traffic this morning that's moving about 10-15 mph. I keep my Xikar in the door panel pocket of the truck for handy use. So this morning I grab my cigar in my right hand as normal, take the Xikar in my left and snip the end. I then toss the clipping out the window from atop the Xikar and slide it back in the door pocket. Except for this morning. I tossed everything out the window pretty as could be right in the middle of I-495. Damn right I stopped. Opened the door and walked back to pick it up by the car behind me. The guy rolled his window down laughing and said "having one of those mornings?" "Damn decaf" I said. So yeah - I blame my doctor since he is the one who makes me drink that stuff. Damn decaf. Ron

02-23-2011, 05:30 PM	#2
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02-23-2011, 05:31 PM	#3
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Damn it all,yep.

02-23-2011, 05:32 PM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Tossed mine into a trashcan on the street one time, doing just the same thing you did. Glad you got it back, and glad I'm not the only idiot out there. And yes, damn straight I went dumpster-diving!

02-23-2011, 05:33 PM	#5
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Ron, I've driven on that road more than I care to talk about.....Glad your still with us. __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

02-23-2011, 05:33 PM	#6
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Thanks for sharing. This put a smile on my face.

02-23-2011, 05:34 PM	#7
MarioF Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Well the good news was that on I495 in the morning you probably weren't moving anyway

02-23-2011, 05:42 PM	#8
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. It's good that you got it back! And that you are alive to tell us about it! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-23-2011, 05:53 PM	#9
kickerb Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. ah! that is great. funny stuff my man.

02-23-2011, 06:00 PM	#10
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02-23-2011, 06:18 PM	#12
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. I never lost my cutter out the window, but I went to ash out the window on a trip home from school and the wind from a passing truck too the remaining half of my cigar with it once. I did not stop __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

02-23-2011, 06:27 PM	#13
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. At Least You Found It, Ron! I Would Have Stopped, Too!

02-23-2011, 06:32 PM	#14
chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. Decaf is an abomination and a sin against Juan Valdez's donkey! Repent!

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02-23-2011, 06:35 PM	#17
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02-23-2011, 07:00 PM	#18
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Pat1075 Feeling at Home Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: Lakewood, OH Posts: 755 Trading: (11)	Re: Tossed my Xikar out the Truck window today. glad you got it back man. and thanks for the story.

02-23-2011, 07:16 PM	#20
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