Mutant Super Squirrels

kaisersozei · 12-31-2010, 07:34 PM

I keep bird seed in an old tub of protein mix. It's usually in my shed, but I had filled the feeder up this morning and put the tub on my front porch.

Came back from a trip to the store this afternoon and saw two squirrels fleeing my front porch. They looked guilty.

Here's what they did.

The lid had been securely fastened

Somehow they managed to get it unscrewed and were happily helping themselves to the seed inside.

Who needs opposable thumbs when you have razor sharp incisors and a rodent's cunning?! I better watch my back.

68TriShield · 12-31-2010, 08:09 PM

Mutant Super Fat Squirrels

G G · 12-31-2010, 08:20 PM

Squirells are the matt helms of the animal world.

timj219 · 12-31-2010, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei

I better watch my back.

Damn right. After a meal like that they'll be looking for a good cigar!

kelmac07 · 12-31-2010, 09:30 PM

Lock the doors and hide the woman and children.

shilala · 12-31-2010, 10:00 PM

Evil tree rats.

Ogre · 12-31-2010, 10:08 PM

Evil Smart. Guess thats how they survive. Great scrounges!!!!

Knip23 · 12-31-2010, 11:05 PM

I have a sugar glider here at the house for a pet name Spider-man. About the samme as a squril. There like ninjas its crazy.

Knip.

Knip23 · 12-31-2010, 11:06 PM

Sorry forgot what else I was going to say. You have to put a rubberband on things it confuses them.

Knip.

CigarNut · 12-31-2010, 11:14 PM

Maybe a Capybera

CasaDooley · 01-01-2011, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Evil tree rats.

HK3- · 01-01-2011, 08:21 AM

Stew meat.

joeobx · 01-01-2011, 09:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA
They have a sick sense of humor too

replicant_argent · 01-01-2011, 09:25 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1lPxQxxuI
Squirrel rodeo... All the rage.

massphatness · 01-01-2011, 09:35 AM

Smokin Gator · 01-01-2011, 09:43 AM

I freakin hate tree rats. I shot two this morning.

secretsquirrel · 01-01-2011, 09:53 AM

No relative of mine....

Wolfgang · 01-01-2011, 09:56 AM

PUULLLLLLLLLLLL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5RICL4gIs

icehog3 · 01-01-2011, 11:28 AM

Where is Boris Badanov when you need him?

BigFrank · 01-01-2011, 11:46 AM

Just dont leave any half used supplements laying around of they may chew into the fridge.

12-31-2010, 07:34 PM	#1
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Mutant Super Squirrels I keep bird seed in an old tub of protein mix. It's usually in my shed, but I had filled the feeder up this morning and put the tub on my front porch. Came back from a trip to the store this afternoon and saw two squirrels fleeing my front porch. They looked guilty. Here's what they did. The lid had been securely fastened Somehow they managed to get it unscrewed and were happily helping themselves to the seed inside. Who needs opposable thumbs when you have razor sharp incisors and a rodent's cunning?! I better watch my back. __________________

12-31-2010, 08:09 PM	#2
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Mutant Super Fat Squirrels

12-31-2010, 08:20 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Squirells are the matt helms of the animal world.

12-31-2010, 09:30 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Lock the doors and hide the woman and children. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-31-2010, 10:00 PM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Evil tree rats. __________________

12-31-2010, 10:08 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Evil Smart. Guess thats how they survive. Great scrounges!!!! __________________

12-31-2010, 11:05 PM	#8
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels I have a sugar glider here at the house for a pet name Spider-man. About the samme as a squril. There like ninjas its crazy. Knip. __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

12-31-2010, 11:06 PM	#9
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Sorry forgot what else I was going to say. You have to put a rubberband on things it confuses them. Knip. __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

12-31-2010, 11:14 PM	#10
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Maybe a Capybera __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-01-2011, 08:21 AM	#12
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Stew meat.

01-01-2011, 09:19 AM	#13
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA They have a sick sense of humor too __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

01-01-2011, 09:25 AM	#14
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1lPxQxxuI Squirrel rodeo... All the rage. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

01-01-2011, 09:35 AM	#15
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01-01-2011, 09:43 AM	#16
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels I freakin hate tree rats. I shot two this morning. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

01-01-2011, 09:53 AM	#17
secretsquirrel Yeah so Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: m Location: S.E. Indiana Posts: 128 Trading: (12)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels No relative of mine....

01-01-2011, 09:56 AM	#18
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels PUULLLLLLLLLLLL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv5RICL4gIs __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

01-01-2011, 11:28 AM	#19
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Where is Boris Badanov when you need him? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-01-2011, 11:46 AM	#20
BigFrank 5 3 1 Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Gym or Sofa. Posts: 1,896 Trading: (25)	Re: Mutant Super Squirrels Just dont leave any half used supplements laying around of they may chew into the fridge. __________________ " Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. "

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