New Years gifts

markem · 12-28-2010, 08:43 PM

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

kelmac07 · 12-28-2010, 08:43 PM

Ouch!!

Eleven · 12-28-2010, 10:48 PM

Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!

jmsremax · 12-29-2010, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Eleven

Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring!

12-28-2010, 08:43 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	New Years gifts Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-28-2010, 08:43 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New Years gifts Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-28-2010, 10:48 PM	#3
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: New Years gifts Jemima? Sounds like she is lucky to have a boyfriend, let alone a ring! __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

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