Smoking Photos & Pictures of YOU

Stinky · 12-19-2010, 12:41 PM

I'm always looking for good "Cigar Themed" photos. I tend to "study" photos for composition & content. Over the years, I've developed a dislike for pictures of guys (anyone) with a cigar in their mouth. Having a cigar clenched in your teeth, or lips prominently posed while drawing on a cigar . . . never yields anything flattering to the guy. [girls different thread!]

Of course, this is my personal opinion! Your opinion may vary. Many people do not 'study' photographic content. Hell! Most people have NO graphic abilities what so ever! How many times have you seen a sign or commercial graphic that is difficult to read? . . . can you say "Clueless"?

Personally, I refuse to be photographed while drawing on a cigar. As I review cigar store web sites and a plentiful bounty of cigar event photos . . . I wonder if other people see this too.

PART B:
Photographs at Herfs (and cigar events)? We all love to capture the moment. Holidays, parties, Birthdays and gatherings of all kinds are excellent ways to collect memories of the good times we all enjoy. Here's what I see a lot. . .

EVERYBODY has a camera. FEW have any acumen (or aptitude) for photography. Am I saying you need high skill toward professional? ? ? NO! Please don't read that into my comments! I'm saying some people have such a low level of awareness that they don't even see what they did! I'd say; to display those crappy photos, they lack common-sense! ! !
. . . . .

Examples include:
Cutting-off part of the subject in the photo.

Flash-Burn and blurry photos should simply be deleted! . . . unless you're collecting evidence for a court case!

And here's my biggest peeve:
The person with the camera taking random pictures with their friends with no regard for what's going on in the shot. They are having so much fun, they just wanna capture the moment. Good intentions, but they might as well put the camera on a tri-pod and set a random timer! Some of the thoughtless shots include your friend when they're about to chomp down on a fork-full of food or face & mouth distorted in activity! (like sucking on a cigar) The one with the camera didn't even see what they photographed! Another very common "Lousy" photograph is the back-of-head or behind-the-ear of a group of people at a herf (or party). Delete the worthless photos right then and try again! ! !

Why do I bother sharing this (trivia) with you? Well, I sincerely believe you SHOULD take photos at your events & parties. Be that family, social, work-related, sports or herfs. . . capturing the moment with photos enables you to share the good times and enjoy the event again (and again) with your friends in the future! However, we were married in 1980 (still married) and my brother, as our Best-Man, hired a "kid" who's only photographic credentials were that he worked on the local high-school newspaper. Our wedding reception photos are simply horrible! He took only random photos of people chomping on food, looking the other way, behind-the-ear and missed capturing our friends, relatives and guests. One problem is that he was simply too shy to ask people to [pose] look at the camera.

Bottom Line:

Get some photos of your Herf(s)! [and send me the good ones. . . this could be a contest!] Make a little effort to get some good ones!

Don't keep crappy photos! [do over]

Take the cigar out of your mouth!

Ask your friends to Look At The Camera and smile!

Looking forward to your comments and/or wisecracks!

Blindjimme · 12-19-2010, 12:48 PM

G G · 12-19-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Blindjimme

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 03:51 PM

Amigo #1

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 03:52 PM

Amigo #2

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 03:54 PM

Amigo #3

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 03:58 PM

Amigo 4

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 03:59 PM

Amigo 5
By far, the coolest.

T.G · 12-19-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Stinky

...and GET OFF MY LAWN!

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 04:28 PM

Winner!!!

croatan · 12-19-2010, 04:29 PM

Pretty much every picture ever taken of me in the last 15 years (including almost every one at my wedding) features a prominent cigar in my mouth, so I guess I'm no help.

I would like to take this opportunity, however, to thank everyone here who has taken a picture of me with a cigar in my mouth--while "Stinky" doesn't care for your photograph composition skills, I think a good cigar can do nothing but improve the appearance of my otherwise ugly mug.

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by croatan

Pretty much every picture ever taken of me in the last 15 years (including almost every one at my wedding) features a prominent cigar in my mouth, so I guess I'm no help.

I would like to take this opportunity, however, to thank everyone here who has taken a picture of me with a cigar in my mouth--while "Stinky" doesn't care for your photograph composition skills, I think a good cigar can do nothing but improve the appearance of my otherwise ugly mug.

I have pictures of you with cigars James, but not sure you want me to post them.

bobarian · 12-19-2010, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky

Bottom Line:

Get some photos of your Herf(s)! [and send me the good ones. . . this could be a contest!] Make a little effort to get some good ones! Why? So you can critique them? Not gonna happen.

Don't keep crappy photos! [do over] What do you care?

Take the cigar out of your mouth!

Its a freakin herf!

Ask your friends to Look At The Camera and smile! Yeah, that could happen, not!

Looking forward to your comments and/or wisecracks!

I fail to see your point. Maybe we all need to hire a professional photographer for herfs? The entire point of herfing is to meet with friends in a casual atmosphere. IMHO staged picture are cheesy, random shots show the camaraderie and fun. Can you imagine the banner shot staged with everyone smiling with cigars held out of the shot?

Next herf why dont you show us the skills we all lack?

pnoon · 12-19-2010, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stinky

And here's my biggest peeve:
The person with the camera taking random pictures with their friends with no regard for what's going on in the shot. They are having so much fun, they just wanna capture the moment.

Yeah. WTF are they thinking?!?!?!?!

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 05:11 PM

In all seriousness, I have to agree nothing looks worse than a cigar in a photo in one's mouth.
This is evidence.
Dirty.
Filthy.
Unbearable.

markem · 12-19-2010, 05:15 PM

Is there a "rule of 3" hidden in there someplace that I can't find it. I keep looking and looking ...

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 05:15 PM

As if the last one was not enough, here is yet more evidence.
This should NEVER be allowed.

icehog3 · 12-19-2010, 05:16 PM

I don't care about a cigar in my mouth, just don't photograph me when I'm scratching an itch.

pnoon · 12-19-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I don't care about a cigar in my mouth, just don't photograph me when I'm scratching an itch.

Cuz we know how much your butt itches.

Blueface · 12-19-2010, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

I don't care about a cigar in my mouth, just don't photograph me when I'm scratching an itch.

Tom,
Sorry.
Caught you last time you were in town.

12-19-2010, 04:29 PM	#11
croatan Missing Peter Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: James Location: la Vuelta Abajo Posts: 3,727 Trading: (6)	Re: Smoking Photos & Pictures of YOU Pretty much every picture ever taken of me in the last 15 years (including almost every one at my wedding) features a prominent cigar in my mouth, so I guess I'm no help. I would like to take this opportunity, however, to thank everyone here who has taken a picture of me with a cigar in my mouth--while "Stinky" doesn't care for your photograph composition skills, I think a good cigar can do nothing but improve the appearance of my otherwise ugly mug. __________________ Fumo ergo sum.

12-19-2010, 05:15 PM	#16
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Smoking Photos & Pictures of YOU Is there a "rule of 3" hidden in there someplace that I can't find it. I keep looking and looking ... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

12-19-2010, 05:16 PM	#18
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,282 Trading: (60)	Re: Smoking Photos & Pictures of YOU I don't care about a cigar in my mouth, just don't photograph me when I'm scratching an itch. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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12-19-2010, 12:41 PM	#1
Stinky Join CigarRights.org NOW! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Stinky Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 229 Trading: (1)	Smoking Photos & Pictures of YOU I'm always looking for good "Cigar Themed" photos. I tend to "study" photos for composition & content. Over the years, I've developed a dislike for pictures of guys (anyone) with a cigar in their mouth. Having a cigar clenched in your teeth, or lips prominently posed while drawing on a cigar . . . never yields anything flattering to the guy. [girls different thread!] Of course, this is my personal opinion! Your opinion may vary. Many people do not 'study' photographic content. Hell! Most people have NO graphic abilities what so ever! How many times have you seen a sign or commercial graphic that is difficult to read? . . . can you say "Clueless"? Personally, I refuse to be photographed while drawing on a cigar. As I review cigar store web sites and a plentiful bounty of cigar event photos . . . I wonder if other people see this too. PART B: Photographs at Herfs (and cigar events)? We all love to capture the moment. Holidays, parties, Birthdays and gatherings of all kinds are excellent ways to collect memories of the good times we all enjoy. Here's what I see a lot. . . EVERYBODY has a camera. FEW have any acumen (or aptitude) for photography. Am I saying you need high skill toward professional? ? ? NO! Please don't read that into my comments! I'm saying some people have such a low level of awareness that they don't even see what they did! I'd say; to display those crappy photos, they lack common-sense! ! ! . . . . . Examples include: Cutting-off part of the subject in the photo. Flash-Burn and blurry photos should simply be deleted! . . . unless you're collecting evidence for a court case! And here's my biggest peeve: The person with the camera taking random pictures with their friends with no regard for what's going on in the shot. They are having so much fun, they just wanna capture the moment. Good intentions, but they might as well put the camera on a tri-pod and set a random timer! Some of the thoughtless shots include your friend when they're about to chomp down on a fork-full of food or face & mouth distorted in activity! (like sucking on a cigar) The one with the camera didn't even see what they photographed! Another very common "Lousy" photograph is the back-of-head or behind-the-ear of a group of people at a herf (or party). Delete the worthless photos right then and try again! ! ! Why do I bother sharing this (trivia) with you? Well, I sincerely believe you SHOULD take photos at your events & parties. Be that family, social, work-related, sports or herfs. . . capturing the moment with photos enables you to share the good times and enjoy the event again (and again) with your friends in the future! However, we were married in 1980 (still married) and my brother, as our Best-Man, hired a "kid" who's only photographic credentials were that he worked on the local high-school newspaper. Our wedding reception photos are simply horrible! He took only random photos of people chomping on food, looking the other way, behind-the-ear and missed capturing our friends, relatives and guests. One problem is that he was simply too shy to ask people to [pose] look at the camera. Bottom Line: Get some photos of your Herf(s)! [and send me the good ones. . . this could be a contest!] Make a little effort to get some good ones! Don't keep crappy photos! [do over] Take the cigar out of your mouth! Ask your friends to Look At The Camera and smile! Looking forward to your comments and/or wisecracks! __________________ Promoting the Enjoyment of Fine Cigars!

12-19-2010, 12:48 PM	#2
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