the vasectomy

jwintosh · 10-13-2010, 10:22 AM

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a drop dead beautiful young nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of hisclothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The young nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vein is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama care."

BigAsh · 10-13-2010, 10:24 AM

10-13-2010, 10:31 AM

Heh.

Skywalker · 10-13-2010, 12:57 PM

I'm covered!!!

Lear31MX · 10-13-2010, 12:59 PM

Got to love that blue cross!

10-13-2010, 01:17 PM

Lol

SvilleKid · 10-13-2010, 02:21 PM

I have BCBS. Haven't considered a vasectomy until now!!!

kelmac07 · 10-13-2010, 04:06 PM

SNKBYT · 10-13-2010, 04:09 PM

I don't care who ya are.......thats funny

forgop · 10-13-2010, 06:28 PM

I dealt with BCBS for my parents for their hospital bills and nursing home care. It took nearly 18 months for their accounts to be paid after each of them passed away. If anything, BCBS holders will be in another room taking it dry up the tailpipe.

CBI_2 · 10-26-2010, 10:20 PM

Powers · 10-26-2010, 10:32 PM

10-13-2010, 10:22 AM	#1
jwintosh i have a confirmation #!! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Jeffrey Location: San Diego Posts: 1,239 Trading: (15)	the vasectomy A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a drop dead beautiful young nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of hisclothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The young nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vein is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama care." __________________ Surf's Up!

10-13-2010, 10:24 AM	#2
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,046 Trading: (46)	Re: the vasectomy __________________ Keith

10-13-2010, 10:31 AM	#3
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: the vasectomy Heh.

10-13-2010, 12:57 PM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: the vasectomy I'm covered!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-13-2010, 12:59 PM	#5
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: the vasectomy Got to love that blue cross! __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

10-13-2010, 01:17 PM	#6
Nefari0us Guest Posts: n/a	Re: the vasectomy Lol

10-13-2010, 02:21 PM	#7
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: the vasectomy I have BCBS. Haven't considered a vasectomy until now!!! __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-13-2010, 04:06 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: the vasectomy __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-13-2010, 04:09 PM	#9
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: the vasectomy I don't care who ya are.......thats funny __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

10-13-2010, 06:28 PM	#10
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Re: the vasectomy I dealt with BCBS for my parents for their hospital bills and nursing home care. It took nearly 18 months for their accounts to be paid after each of them passed away. If anything, BCBS holders will be in another room taking it dry up the tailpipe.

10-26-2010, 10:20 PM	#11
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: the vasectomy __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

10-26-2010, 10:32 PM	#12
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: the vasectomy __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

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