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Old 07-21-2010, 11:46 AM   #1
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If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.
If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive better!
Don't be sexist, broads hate that.
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Constipated people don't give a ****.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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Your just jealous cause the voices are only talking to me.
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So manny pedestrians...so little time.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway!
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:50 AM   #2
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My kid got your honour roll student pregnant.
To all you virgins... Thanks for nothing.

Thanks for the morning laugh
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Old 07-21-2010, 12:24 PM   #3
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Old 07-21-2010, 12:35 PM   #4
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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Old 07-21-2010, 01:58 PM   #5
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Jesus saves........passes to Gretzky, Gretzky scores!
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:01 PM   #6
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:08 PM   #7
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Old plumbers never die . . . they just smell that way.
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Old 07-21-2010, 05:09 PM   #8
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Caution when passing- driver flicking buggers
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Old 07-22-2010, 07:03 AM   #9
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"don't be sexist...broads hate that." LMAO.

Also,

it is actually on the back of a T-shirt of a biker. not a bumper sticker but I felt it would fit:

If you can read this the b**ch fell off.
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Old 07-22-2010, 07:13 AM   #10
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good stufff Larry!!
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Old 07-22-2010, 07:29 AM   #11
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"Politicians are like dirty diapers ... they both stink and need to be changed often"

Yeah all of that on a normal bumper sticker ...
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Old 07-22-2010, 08:02 AM   #12
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God was my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
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Old 07-22-2010, 02:48 PM   #13
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

Are you having phone sex or do you laways drive that way?

Breast inspection 20 feet ahead (please have 'em out).
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:06 PM   #14
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Are you having phone sex or do you always drive that way?
Bahahaha...

I hadn't thought about it, but that makes a lot of sense the way some of these losers drive in traffic with their phone attached to their ears!
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:27 PM   #15
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Skydiving might not be your sport
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Old 07-26-2010, 03:06 PM   #16
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I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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Old 07-26-2010, 03:16 PM   #17
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I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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This is great, but could result in getting your A$$ Kicked
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If I wanted to listen to an @$$hole, I'd fart
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