Voted Best Joke in Ireland

SNKBYT · 07-09-2010, 07:09 AM

Voted Best Joke in Ireland

John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

muhren · 07-09-2010, 07:23 AM

I like it!

kelmac07 · 07-09-2010, 09:18 AM

Nice!!

nofeardiver · 07-09-2010, 09:25 AM

very nice...lol

kydsid · 07-09-2010, 09:59 AM

nice

Lear31MX · 07-09-2010, 10:15 AM

Nice

bvilchez · 07-09-2010, 10:15 AM

Now I see the Irish have no sense of humor....

j/k brother...almost spit out my Dr. Pepper onto my keyboard

dunng · 07-09-2010, 08:51 PM

07-09-2010, 09:01 PM

Good One

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07-09-2010, 09:08 PM

07-10-2010, 11:40 AM

Oh my that is funny. My wife spit water she was drinking when i read it to her. Thanks for passing this on.

Skywalker · 07-10-2010, 07:00 PM

An oldie but a goodie!!!

Ogre · 07-10-2010, 07:03 PM

FUNNY

Smokin Gator · 07-10-2010, 07:08 PM

I love it!!!

07-09-2010, 07:09 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Voted Best Joke in Ireland Voted Best Joke in Ireland John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

07-09-2010, 07:23 AM	#2
muhren The Cigar Artist Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Ohio Posts: 1,268 Trading: (43)	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland I like it! __________________ Cigar Art available for sale: www.mikeuhren.com

07-09-2010, 09:18 AM	#3
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07-09-2010, 09:25 AM	#4
nofeardiver Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Florida Posts: 561 Trading: (4)	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland very nice...lol

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07-09-2010, 10:15 AM	#7
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07-09-2010, 09:01 PM	#9
dubnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland Good One l l

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07-10-2010, 11:40 AM	#11
Barndog Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland Oh my that is funny. My wife spit water she was drinking when i read it to her. Thanks for passing this on.

07-10-2010, 07:00 PM	#12
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07-10-2010, 07:03 PM	#13
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland FUNNY

07-10-2010, 07:08 PM	#14
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Voted Best Joke in Ireland I love it!!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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