Just to be clear...

Steve · 06-18-2010, 11:02 AM

These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

BlackDog · 06-18-2010, 11:20 AM

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

hotreds · 06-18-2010, 11:20 AM

Steve · 06-18-2010, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackDog

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

Steve · 06-18-2010, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

neoflex · 06-18-2010, 11:41 AM

I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.

G G · 06-18-2010, 11:42 AM

Brad Paisley is a guitar smith.

sikk50 · 06-18-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.

I'm actualy a size 6. I know, fatty right?

Steve · 06-18-2010, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

Brad Paisley is a guitar smith.

Probably my favorite after SRV

Steve · 06-19-2010, 07:31 PM

I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

GWN · 06-19-2010, 07:41 PM

Man, I have to start tying again.
I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go.

Smokin Gator · 06-19-2010, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by steve

I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

A pink Clouser attracts Bonefish!!!

Steve · 06-19-2010, 08:36 PM

We have a winner!

Smokin Gator · 06-19-2010, 08:41 PM

And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!!

stitch · 06-19-2010, 10:26 PM

I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ...
Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon
To Hell with Girlymen.

smokin5 · 06-20-2010, 12:19 AM

No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say?

rizzle · 06-22-2010, 03:49 PM

I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

Steve · 06-22-2010, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

jjirons69 · 06-22-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open!

marge796 · 06-22-2010, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve

These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

Well said, Steve!!!

Chris.....

06-18-2010, 11:02 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Just to be clear... These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box. Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy. Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy. Happy Friday all! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-18-2010, 11:20 AM	#2
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Just to be clear... "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare __________________ "We live in the good of this."

06-18-2010, 11:20 AM	#3
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Just to be clear... __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

06-18-2010, 11:41 AM	#6
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Just to be clear... I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt. __________________

06-18-2010, 11:42 AM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Just to be clear... Brad Paisley is a guitar smith.

06-19-2010, 07:31 PM	#10
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Just to be clear... I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-19-2010, 07:41 PM	#11
GWN Snow City Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 898 Trading: (10)	Re: Just to be clear... Man, I have to start tying again. I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go. __________________

06-19-2010, 08:36 PM	#13
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Just to be clear... We have a winner! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-19-2010, 08:41 PM	#14
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Just to be clear... And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!! __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

06-19-2010, 10:26 PM	#15
stitch Saddle Maker And Cowboy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Diamond K Ranch Posts: 720 Trading: (34)	Re: Just to be clear... I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one. And Wifey likes me this way ... Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon To Hell with Girlymen. __________________ Cowboy Wisdom: Ifin' ya get to thinkin yourself a might bit important, Try tellin someone else's dog what to do.

06-20-2010, 12:19 AM	#16
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: Just to be clear... No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

06-22-2010, 03:49 PM	#17
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Just to be clear... I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

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