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06-15-2010, 07:49 AM
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Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood
TOP 10 WRONG WAYS TO INITIATE YOUR SON INTO MANHOOD
10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control. 8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with a half-gallon of ice cream. 7. Eat until you're about to burst and then ride the Screamin' Hurler roller coaster. 6. Put cream on his face and let the cat shave him with its tongue. 5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, "You da man!" 4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom's "personal things." 3. Give him Grandma's lime green Ford Pinto with personalized license plates that say, "TUFFGUY." 2. Send the womenfolk shopping, then get out your secret Old Yeller video and have a good cry together. 1. Shot put catching.
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06-15-2010, 09:15 AM
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Re: Top 10 Wrong Ways To Initiate Your Son Into Manhood
It all sounds like fun! Looking forward to having kids
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