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Old 05-18-2010, 07:26 PM   #1
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I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line.

However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound.

I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework.

I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:28 PM   #2
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You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:29 PM   #3
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and you didn't do anything, right?
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:30 PM   #4
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You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
Or just be totally non PC and whip his arse!!
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:30 PM   #5
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You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:32 PM   #6
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She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?
Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!
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and you didn't do anything, right?
My first thought also.
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Old 05-18-2010, 08:37 PM   #10
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What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him? What would your guys have done?

If the girl was reacting negatively toward him I would have told him to chill out, they both seemed to be having fun with it so I shook my head and moved on.
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And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.
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What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him?
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And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.
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College is just high school with ashtrays!!!
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This world in the words of Steven King has "moved on".
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