widdle wabbit

G G · 04-02-2010, 08:59 PM

A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, In the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, Or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle Bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her Hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

Powers · 04-02-2010, 09:04 PM

good one greg!

cort · 04-02-2010, 09:24 PM

Nice

kelmac07 · 04-02-2010, 09:24 PM

Nice!!

Skywalker · 04-04-2010, 01:33 AM

WildBlueSooner · 04-04-2010, 10:07 AM

nice one!

04-02-2010, 08:59 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	widdle wabbit *A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks, In the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"* As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, Or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle Bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her Hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, *"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."*

04-02-2010, 09:04 PM	#2
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: widdle wabbit good one greg! __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

04-02-2010, 09:24 PM	#3
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: widdle wabbit Nice

04-02-2010, 09:24 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: widdle wabbit Nice!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-04-2010, 01:33 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: widdle wabbit __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

04-04-2010, 10:07 AM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: widdle wabbit nice one! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

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