The Golf Balls

CBI_2 · 03-25-2010, 10:24 PM

A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to, of all people a beautiful blond.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said,

"It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,

"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

03-25-2010, 10:24 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Golf Balls A man boarded a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to, of all people a beautiful blond. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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