I got into an altercation at work.

kgoings · 03-16-2010, 11:52 PM

It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly.

So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job!

I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag.

Okay enough of the theatrics...

I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done..

..he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage

freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino.

The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend.

I feel like a new dad!

MedicCook · 03-16-2010, 11:55 PM

Excellent job.

maninblack · 03-17-2010, 12:05 AM

Very nice. Nothing like a big push down the slippery slope. They have crossed over to the dark side.

03-17-2010, 12:07 AM

It is funny to watch how fast someone can fall off the deep end.

03-17-2010, 12:12 AM

That's pretty awesome. Good going.

bigpedunn · 03-17-2010, 12:13 AM

Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tuxpuff · 03-17-2010, 07:53 AM

haha...niiiiice

elderboy02 · 03-17-2010, 07:56 AM

Good job

homerjay19 · 03-17-2010, 08:00 AM

Nicely done!! That will teach people not to mess with you!

Footbag · 03-17-2010, 09:05 AM

Beat them into cigar submission! Very nice!

shilala · 03-17-2010, 09:07 AM

Way to hang, my brother.

G G · 03-17-2010, 09:09 AM

Nice job.

thebiglebowski · 03-17-2010, 09:24 AM

you're a bad, bad man...

KenyanSandBoa · 03-17-2010, 09:27 AM

You are indeed a bad, bad man...they didn't stand a chance.

It's always nice to see another one cross over to the darkside.

03-17-2010, 10:14 AM

As someone heading down the slope himself, you should be ashamed

03-17-2010, 10:16 AM

Nice work, Kirk!

Stinky · 03-17-2010, 10:18 AM

You should make them wear the 'noobie' hat too!

PS why is my sig.pic. not working???

brigey57 · 03-17-2010, 11:33 AM

Kirk - You're a tough man. I'll bet they never forget what you did to them!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgoings

It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly.

So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job!

I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag.

Okay enough of the theatrics...

I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done..

..he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage

freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino.

The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend.

I feel like a new dad!

Ashcan Bill · 03-17-2010, 11:42 AM

Most excellent, Kirk!

Adriftpanda · 03-17-2010, 11:45 AM

That is just mean, too mean Kirk.

03-16-2010, 11:52 PM	#1
kgoings Cigarologist Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kirk Location: Highlands Ranch, Co Posts: 1,979 Trading: (42)	I got into an altercation at work. It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly. So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job! I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag. Okay enough of the theatrics... I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done....he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino. The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend. I feel like a new dad! __________________ Your silly little opinion has been noted!

03-16-2010, 11:55 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Excellent job. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

03-17-2010, 12:05 AM	#3
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Very nice. Nothing like a big push down the slippery slope. They have crossed over to the dark side. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

03-17-2010, 12:07 AM	#4
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I got into an altercation at work. It is funny to watch how fast someone can fall off the deep end.

03-17-2010, 12:12 AM	#5
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I got into an altercation at work. That's pretty awesome. Good going.

03-17-2010, 12:13 AM	#6
bigpedunn Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Patrick Location: Brownville Nebraska Posts: 233 Trading: (0)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-17-2010, 07:53 AM	#7
tuxpuff Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Luke Location: Austin Posts: 877 Trading: (2)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. haha...niiiiice

03-17-2010, 07:56 AM	#8
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03-17-2010, 08:00 AM	#9
homerjay19 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jeremy Location: Norton, MA Posts: 113 Trading: (10)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Nicely done!! That will teach people not to mess with you!

03-17-2010, 09:05 AM	#10
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Beat them into cigar submission! Very nice!

03-17-2010, 09:07 AM	#11
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Way to hang, my brother. __________________

03-17-2010, 09:09 AM	#12
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03-17-2010, 09:24 AM	#13
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03-17-2010, 09:27 AM	#14
KenyanSandBoa The Nightman Cometh... Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Jim Location: Massholia Posts: 1,463 Trading: (74)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. You are indeed a bad, bad man...they didn't stand a chance. It's always nice to see another one cross over to the darkside. __________________ I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.

03-17-2010, 10:14 AM	#15
nater Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I got into an altercation at work. As someone heading down the slope himself, you should be ashamed

03-17-2010, 10:16 AM	#16
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Nice work, Kirk!

03-17-2010, 10:18 AM	#17
Stinky Join CigarRights.org NOW! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Stinky Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 229 Trading: (1)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. You should make them wear the 'noobie' hat too! PS why is my sig.pic. not working??? __________________ Promoting the Enjoyment of Fine Cigars! Last edited by Stinky; 03-17-2010 at 10:26 AM. Reason: forgot photo

03-17-2010, 11:42 AM	#19
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,902 Trading: (6)	Re: I got into an altercation at work. Most excellent, Kirk!

03-17-2010, 11:45 AM	#20
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