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Old 03-10-2010, 09:08 AM   #1
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Married fifty years, the happy couple revealed their secrets for wedded bliss:

Him: "Never be selfish. There is no 'I' in the word 'marriage.'"

Her: "Never correct your husband's spelling."
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:05 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2010, 01:08 PM   #3
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ROFL!!!! That's excellent!
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