A Kid Funny

Steve · 02-23-2010, 12:54 PM

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in there for a while."

Billy says, "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone doody yet."

Mother says, "Okay, you can stay in there a few more minutes, but Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says, "Works for ketchup!"

G G · 02-23-2010, 01:09 PM

common sense applied right there.

McSmokey · 02-23-2010, 01:10 PM

kelmac07 · 02-23-2010, 03:48 PM

CBI_2 · 02-23-2010, 07:48 PM

Skywalker · 02-23-2010, 08:02 PM

Wrong end!!!

CBI_2 · 02-23-2010, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

Wrong end!!!

In that case he would need either suction or something to scoop with like a spoon.

02-23-2010, 12:54 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	A Kid Funny A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in there for a while." Billy says, "I'm fine, Mommy. I just haven't gone doody yet." Mother says, "Okay, you can stay in there a few more minutes, but Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?" Billy says, "Works for ketchup!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

02-23-2010, 01:09 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: A Kid Funny common sense applied right there.

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McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: A Kid Funny __________________ "Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement." Winston Churchill

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A Kid Funny __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A Kid Funny __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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