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Old 01-19-2010, 05:52 PM   #1
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One of the guys at the local B&M came in and told this one to a couple of us today...


A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
comes down and asks the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sports event in the
world, and not use it ?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:09 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:21 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:23 PM   #4
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She would have wanted it that way
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