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Old 01-16-2010, 12:37 AM   #1
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Railroad Sex

Tim walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the man. 'As you know, I live by the
railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last
night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films.
I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her
back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything: Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know..................Never found her head."
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Old 01-16-2010, 03:04 AM   #2
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Old 01-16-2010, 04:37 AM   #3
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:03 AM   #4
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:03 AM   #5
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:26 AM   #6
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:24 AM   #7
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:15 AM   #8
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:24 AM   #9
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:26 AM   #10
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:33 AM   #11
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Sex, sex, sex and no head, might as well be married
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:57 PM   #17
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Just like being married - we KNOW she didn't move during ANY of it!!
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:41 PM   #19
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