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Old 01-15-2010, 06:21 PM   #1
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Default Colonoscopy Remarks

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:51 PM   #2
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:23 PM   #3
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
Same here!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:44 PM   #4
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:56 PM   #5
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Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.
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Same here!!
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so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:11 PM   #6
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so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing
When I was loopy coming out of the anesthesia, my wife said that I was farting up a storm and singing "Looking in my big brown eye, la la la la la la ..."

We also had this conversation:

Wife: Well, he said everything looked normal.
Me: I have a beautiful colon.
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:12 PM   #7
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I kind of wish you could get a DVD like women can with an ultrasound of their baby.
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:43 PM   #8
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The comments that you guys made are hilarious!!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:45 PM   #9
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"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:45 PM   #10
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Last thing I remember saying was "hey it's kinda drafty in here!"
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"Wow and I didn't even have to buy you dinner first huh Doc!"
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