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01-15-2010, 06:21 PM | #1 |
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Colonoscopy Remarks
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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01-15-2010, 06:51 PM | #2 |
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Re: Colonoscopy Remarks
Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
I was knocked the fuggout.
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01-15-2010, 08:23 PM | #3 |
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Re: Colonoscopy Remarks
Same here!!
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01-15-2010, 08:44 PM | #4 |
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01-15-2010, 09:11 PM | #6 | |
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We also had this conversation: Wife: Well, he said everything looked normal. Me: I have a beautiful colon.
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01-15-2010, 09:12 PM | #7 |
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Re: Colonoscopy Remarks
I kind of wish you could get a DVD like women can with an ultrasound of their baby.
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01-15-2010, 10:45 PM | #9 |
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Hey, I resemble tat!
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