Job Searching Skills

Steve · 01-13-2010, 09:21 AM

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I've discovered this is the first position you've ever held."

"True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."

dunng · 01-13-2010, 08:08 PM

G G · 01-13-2010, 08:11 PM

Woohoo

hotreds · 01-13-2010, 08:12 PM

CBI_2 · 01-13-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I've discovered this is the first position you've ever held."

"True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination."

I'll need to remember this as I go forth looking for work.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

She gets my vote.

MedicCook · 01-13-2010, 09:40 PM

Steve · 01-13-2010, 10:54 PM

I gotta tell ya Paul, when I heard this one, I thought of you!

01-13-2010, 09:21 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Job Searching Skills A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had three years experience. Now I've discovered this is the first position you've ever held." "True," the young man answered with a smile, "in your advertisement you said you wanted a person with imagination." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-13-2010, 08:08 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Job Searching Skills __________________ MassHole Banter

01-13-2010, 08:11 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Job Searching Skills Woohoo

01-13-2010, 08:12 PM	#4
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Job Searching Skills __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

01-13-2010, 09:40 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Job Searching Skills __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

01-13-2010, 10:54 PM	#7
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Job Searching Skills I gotta tell ya Paul, when I heard this one, I thought of you! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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