Redneck 911

CBI_2 · 01-04-2010, 08:34 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

cort · 01-04-2010, 08:35 PM

MedicCook · 01-04-2010, 11:00 PM

G G · 01-04-2010, 11:37 PM

woohoo.

Skywalker · 01-06-2010, 02:37 PM

kydsid · 01-06-2010, 04:19 PM

I call BS. No self respecting redneck wastes ammo on an animal already down. That is what your knife is for.

01-04-2010, 08:34 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Redneck 911 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-04-2010, 08:35 PM	#2
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Redneck 911

01-04-2010, 11:00 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Redneck 911 __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

01-04-2010, 11:37 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Redneck 911 woohoo.

01-06-2010, 02:37 PM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Redneck 911 __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-06-2010, 04:19 PM	#6
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Redneck 911 I call BS. No self respecting redneck wastes ammo on an animal already down. That is what your knife is for. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

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