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Old 09-28-2009, 12:20 PM   #1
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Default Redneck Medical Dictionary

Artery = The study of art

Bacteria = The abck door of a cafeteria

Barium = What you do when someone dies

Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Dilate = Live long

Hang Nail = Coat hook

Impotent = Distingquished and well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates

Node = Was aware of

Pelvis = A cousin of Elvis

Postoperative = Mail carrier

Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery

Seizure = A Roman emperor

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = An additional pair

Urine = Opposite of you're out

Varicose = Nearby

Vein = Conceited
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:29 PM   #2
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:18 PM   #3
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Good chit!!
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:32 PM   #4
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That's funny there ... hey, wait a dang minute!!!











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Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:24 PM   #5
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:23 PM   #6
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Oh, the famous last words of a redneck: "Hey y'all, watch this!" (from Jeff Foxworthy I think)
The famous last words are really, "Hey Bubba, hold ma beer"
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:46 PM   #7
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Now that there funny I don't care who you are.
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