Fireman joke...

09-18-2009, 12:15 PM

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.

The next night he came home from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' his wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', his wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes his wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the fireman?

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied, 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

MedicCook · 09-18-2009, 12:36 PM

DonniePaul · 09-18-2009, 12:42 PM

BlackDog · 09-18-2009, 06:47 PM

Ha!

kelmac07 · 09-18-2009, 07:47 PM

LOL!!!

G G · 09-18-2009, 07:52 PM

Good 'un.

09-18-2009, 12:15 PM	#1
coastietech Guest Posts: n/a	Fireman joke... A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled 'BELL 1!' his wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!', his wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love. After a few minutes his wife yelled 'BELL 4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the fireman? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied, 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

09-18-2009, 12:36 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Fireman joke... __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

09-18-2009, 12:42 PM	#3
DonniePaul It's Cigar O' Clock! Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Don Location: North Haven CT Posts: 253 Trading: (4)	Re: Fireman joke... __________________ You don't make salad with a chainsaw

09-18-2009, 06:47 PM	#4
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Fireman joke... Ha! __________________ "We live in the good of this."

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Fireman joke... LOL!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-18-2009, 07:52 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Fireman joke... Good 'un.

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