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Old 09-10-2009, 10:44 PM   #1
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3 girls were drinking and comparing their boyfriends to cigars.

The first girls says "My boyfriend is like a robusto. The perfect size and good for 30 minutes."

Second girl says "my boyfriend is a lancero. Long and thin, good for over an hour, but if you work him too hard he overheats."

Third girl says "My boyfriend is like Jack Daniels."

The other girls say "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard liquor!"

The third girl smiles, says "Exactly!"
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:46 PM   #2
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Oh wow.
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:48 PM   #3
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:49 PM   #4
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I like it!!!
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:14 PM   #5
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lol ...thats goods
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:27 PM   #6
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:46 PM   #7
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:32 AM   #8
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:47 AM   #9
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Good one!

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Old 09-11-2009, 12:49 AM   #10
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:50 AM   #11
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