Crack Heads piss me off!

DPD6030 · 08-23-2009, 11:59 AM

So this weekend my father, mother and I have been doing some repairs and painting on my house. I keep my lawn mowers, weed eater, and usual stuff in my garage. Fast forward to today about 30-45 minutes ago.

My dad and I are out front painting the house. I see a guy carrying a weed eater. I said, "Holy ****, that looks like mine". I run and check, sure enough the SOB went into my garage and took my weed eater.

I chased him down bare feet got up behind him and scared the **** out of him. I told him, "WTF you doing with my weed eater". I told him he will go back to my lawn, he will put the weed eater down and HE WILL GO TO JAIL.

Called the City police. The perp kept lying to the cop telling him that the weed eater was on the sidewalk and that he did not go into my garage. Then the cop tells him, now why would an off-duty City of Dowagiac cop lie about this? The guys did one of these ---->

He then said he went into my garage which is attached to my house and took the weed eater for his "dad". He was shaking and wanting a cigarette. I suspect that he was on drugs as he was not making a whole lot of sense.

Cop searches him and finds two credit cards (not his!) and says whose are these? He said, "My step-mom and she knows I have them". Cop says, "She doesn't know does she? She didn't give you permission to use these did she?". Perp then says, "No, she didn't give them to me". Ha!

What a crack head retard. Lesson of the day for me, "Always shut your garage door even if you are home".

Lesson of the day for him, "Next time when you steal something don't walk in front of the person's house you stole from and don't steal from a cop"

cort · 08-23-2009, 12:03 PM

Crack Kills.

At least everything worked out in the end. You should have shot him in the knee cap Andrew. That would have been a cooler story.

icehog3 · 08-23-2009, 12:13 PM

Job security, Andrew.

08-23-2009, 12:14 PM

Crack heads piss everyone off.

G G · 08-23-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Crack heads piss everyone off.

MajorCaptSilly · 08-23-2009, 12:29 PM

I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head.

MCS

icehog3 · 08-23-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head.

MCS

I hope this won't affect your friendship with Mr. Potato Head, Scott.

captain53 · 08-23-2009, 12:31 PM

Good Work!

CBI_2 · 08-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Job security, Andrew.

Also as the saying goes: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on."

MajorCaptSilly · 08-23-2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

I hope this won't affect your friendship with Mr. Potato Head, Scott.

We are still very close.

MCS

dunng · 08-23-2009, 05:31 PM

Dumbasses are everywhere...

massphatness · 08-23-2009, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dunng

Dumbasses are everywhere...

What did you just call me?

dunng · 08-23-2009, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

What did you just call me?

I have better names for you...

GreekGodX · 08-23-2009, 05:50 PM

I love it

! If anyone were to ever steal from me I always hope I catch them mid act or as they are leaving. What an idiot!

kelmac07 · 08-23-2009, 05:50 PM

Glad to hear you're quick on your feet...bare feet at that. Way to go White Lightning!!!

hotreds · 08-23-2009, 06:03 PM

Skywalker · 08-23-2009, 06:19 PM

Wow!!!

Glad it all worked out Andrew!!!

Starscream · 08-23-2009, 06:22 PM

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Glad everything turned out ok, Andrew.

kaelaria · 08-23-2009, 06:26 PM

Dude.....DUDE! WTF! LOL

kydsid · 08-23-2009, 06:35 PM

Good for ya bro.

But please tell me you didn't go running after this guy unarmed.

08-23-2009, 11:59 AM	#1
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Crack Heads piss me off! So this weekend my father, mother and I have been doing some repairs and painting on my house. I keep my lawn mowers, weed eater, and usual stuff in my garage. Fast forward to today about 30-45 minutes ago. My dad and I are out front painting the house. I see a guy carrying a weed eater. I said, "Holy **, that looks like mine". I run and check, sure enough the SOB went into my garage and took my weed eater. I chased him down bare feet got up behind him and scared the out of him. I told him, "WTF you doing with my weed eater". I told him he will go back to my lawn, he will put the weed eater down and HE WILL GO TO JAIL.** Called the City police. The perp kept lying to the cop telling him that the weed eater was on the sidewalk and that he did not go into my garage. Then the cop tells him, now why would an off-duty City of Dowagiac cop lie about this? The guys did one of these ----> He then said he went into my garage which is attached to my house and took the weed eater for his "dad". He was shaking and wanting a cigarette. I suspect that he was on drugs as he was not making a whole lot of sense. Cop searches him and finds two credit cards (not his!) and says whose are these? He said, "My step-mom and she knows I have them". Cop says, "She doesn't know does she? She didn't give you permission to use these did she?". Perp then says, "No, she didn't give them to me". Ha! What a crack head retard. Lesson of the day for me, "Always shut your garage door even if you are home". Lesson of the day for him, "Next time when you steal something don't walk in front of the person's house you stole from and don't steal from a cop"

08-23-2009, 12:03 PM	#2
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Crack Kills. At least everything worked out in the end. You should have shot him in the knee cap Andrew. That would have been a cooler story.

08-23-2009, 12:13 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,494 Trading: (60)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Job security, Andrew. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

08-23-2009, 12:14 PM	#4
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Crack heads piss everyone off.

08-23-2009, 12:29 PM	#6
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! I prefer not to be in the company of a crack head. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

08-23-2009, 12:31 PM	#8
captain53 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Lake of the Ozarks & Austin, TX Posts: 1,333 Trading: (3)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Good Work!

08-23-2009, 05:31 PM	#11
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Dumbasses are everywhere... __________________ MassHole Banter

08-23-2009, 05:50 PM	#14
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! I love it ! If anyone were to ever steal from me I always hope I catch them mid act or as they are leaving. What an idiot! __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

08-23-2009, 05:50 PM	#15
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Crack Heads piss me off! Glad to hear you're quick on your feet...bare feet at that. Way to go White Lightning!!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-23-2009, 06:03 PM	#16
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08-23-2009, 06:19 PM	#17
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08-23-2009, 06:22 PM	#18
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08-23-2009, 06:26 PM	#19
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08-23-2009, 06:35 PM	#20
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