$50 For The Homeless

CBI_2 · 07-13-2009, 10:10 PM

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.

Both of her parents, politically left, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to conservatism."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

BlackDog · 07-15-2009, 08:21 PM

Perfect!

AndyMadera · 07-15-2009, 08:50 PM

HAHAHA thats an amazing girl! I would vote fer her! sounds like she will turn out alright with that head on her shoulders. Can think of a good cause, and evaluate the effectiveness once money is involved!!

AAlmeter · 07-18-2009, 09:06 PM

HA!

WildBlueSooner · 07-18-2009, 09:18 PM

great...sounds like the daughter I hope to have some day!

Flat4boxer · 07-18-2009, 09:24 PM

Awsome!!!!

wrench turner 85 · 07-19-2009, 12:08 AM

Ahbroody · 07-19-2009, 12:22 AM

funny.

Its amazing when its not your money how easy it is to be generous

G G · 07-20-2009, 11:37 AM

Right on Paul.

07-13-2009, 10:10 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	$50 For The Homeless I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day. Both of her parents, politically left, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed. "Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to conservatism." Her parents still aren't speaking to me. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

07-15-2009, 08:21 PM	#2
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: $50 For The Homeless Perfect! __________________ "We live in the good of this."

07-15-2009, 08:50 PM	#3
AndyMadera Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: Ft Worth, Texas Posts: 530 Trading: (46)	Re: $50 For The Homeless HAHAHA thats an amazing girl! I would vote fer her! sounds like she will turn out alright with that head on her shoulders. Can think of a good cause, and evaluate the effectiveness once money is involved!!

07-18-2009, 09:06 PM	#4
AAlmeter F.U.B.O. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: Buffalo Posts: 288 Trading: (0)	Re: $50 For The Homeless HA!

07-18-2009, 09:18 PM	#5
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: $50 For The Homeless great...sounds like the daughter I hope to have some day! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

07-18-2009, 09:24 PM	#6
Flat4boxer Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Kelly Location: NC Posts: 272 Trading: (4)	Re: $50 For The Homeless Awsome!!!! __________________ "Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!!!"

07-19-2009, 12:08 AM	#7
wrench turner 85 I'm the Ocho Cinco! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 276 Trading: (0)	Re: $50 For The Homeless __________________ dam you party liquor

07-19-2009, 12:22 AM	#8
Ahbroody Daddy x 4 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: San Jose Posts: 3,708 Trading: (53)	Re: $50 For The Homeless funny. Its amazing when its not your money how easy it is to be generous

07-20-2009, 11:37 AM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: $50 For The Homeless Right on Paul.

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