Let's Make a Deal!

CBI_2 · 07-01-2009, 10:01 PM

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father about use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks, his father said, "Son, I'm real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair.

"To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

MedicCook · 07-01-2009, 10:04 PM

There is the proof that education does not always pay.

kelmac07 · 07-02-2009, 05:56 AM

Too funny!!!!

WildBlueSooner · 07-02-2009, 09:53 AM

Man, my parents need to take note of this and use it on my brother

e-man67 · 07-02-2009, 10:01 AM

That is very funny! Thanks for sharing!

07-01-2009, 10:01 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Let's Make a Deal! A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father about use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks, his father said, "Son, I'm real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then said, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair. "To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

07-01-2009, 10:04 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Let's Make a Deal! There is the proof that education does not always pay. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

07-02-2009, 05:56 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Let's Make a Deal! Too funny!!!!

07-02-2009, 09:53 AM	#4
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Let's Make a Deal! Man, my parents need to take note of this and use it on my brother __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

07-02-2009, 10:01 AM	#5
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	Re: Let's Make a Deal! That is very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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