Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars

06-16-2009, 08:18 AM

So my youngest, Mitch, gets a summer job as a "bar back" at a local banquet facility. He is responsible to keep the bartenders stocked with whatever they need. Makes a nice buck for his own spending money which helps out a great deal these days.

How does is this related to the cigar world? Well I'll tell ya how. Seems the other night he saw a bridesmaid who was trying to cut some cigars for her bridal party. Seeing she was having a bit of a hard time and knowing how to cut cigars (not to mention she was very easy on the eyes) Mitch offers to help. I know, what a guy. Anyway, after the cigars were cut and the damsel in distress was happy she offers him a tip of twenty bucks for the help. Mitch declines, she insists, Mitch declines telling her it's no problem he was glad to help. So she reaches over and stuffs the twenty down the front of his paints, looks him in the eye and says, "thank you" and leaves!

He still has a smile on his face.

Moral of the story, I think, is to make sure your sons know how to cut a cigar at an early age. You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

Emjaysmash · 06-16-2009, 08:25 AM

ha! Great story! Good for him!

WildBlueSooner · 06-16-2009, 08:27 AM

Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!

Scottw · 06-16-2009, 08:29 AM

Awesome, I bet he hasn't washed that area since.

Conch Republican · 06-16-2009, 08:29 AM

So, this one time...at band camp....yeah I got nothing - but I did LMAO at this!

06-16-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants!

i know its awesome isnt it i have to fight them off sometimes theres so meny then i wake up

TripleF · 06-16-2009, 08:40 AM

Girls certainly weren't like that when we were younger were they AL?

md4958 · 06-16-2009, 08:43 AM

glad to see hes a ladies man just like the old man!!

good for Mitch!!

massphatness · 06-16-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ahc4353

You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

If I read the story right, it's Mitch that got the hand ...

marge796 · 06-16-2009, 08:47 AM

Well done Dad, way to teach the young lad important life skills.

Chris.....

trader1974 · 06-16-2009, 09:00 AM

That's awesome, LOL!

CueTheMusic · 06-16-2009, 09:01 AM

Ha! nice!

06-16-2009, 09:22 AM

That's an awesome story Al.

If I have kids, they will be trained early in how to do things like that. Cut and light a cigar. Offering a light to a lady. Pour a beer and mix drinks. All the nice touches. Even better if they get to do it for a pretty girl.

loki · 06-16-2009, 09:27 AM

and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....

GreekGodX · 06-16-2009, 09:29 AM

Sounds like your young apprentice is well on his way..

pnoon · 06-16-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by loki

and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains.

Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

loki · 06-16-2009, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains.

Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

least he didn't get his fathers looks! the entire bar would be sent running for this hills!

also tell Mitch to make sure they're paying him properly. I know when I barbacked I got screwed royally in terms of tips and payment.

MedicCook · 06-16-2009, 09:38 AM

That is awesome Al. Hopefully he gets more nice tips like that this summer.

Scottw · 06-16-2009, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon

Cuz he has his mother's looks and his father's brains.

Sorry, Al. That was too easy.

s15driftking · 06-16-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353

You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

or give one for that matter....

06-16-2009, 08:18 AM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars So my youngest, Mitch, gets a summer job as a "bar back" at a local banquet facility. He is responsible to keep the bartenders stocked with whatever they need. Makes a nice buck for his own spending money which helps out a great deal these days. How does is this related to the cigar world? Well I'll tell ya how. Seems the other night he saw a bridesmaid who was trying to cut some cigars for her bridal party. Seeing she was having a bit of a hard time and knowing how to cut cigars (not to mention she was very easy on the eyes) Mitch offers to help. I know, what a guy. Anyway, after the cigars were cut and the damsel in distress was happy she offers him a tip of twenty bucks for the help. Mitch declines, she insists, Mitch declines telling her it's no problem he was glad to help. So she reaches over and stuffs the twenty down the front of his paints, looks him in the eye and says, "thank you" and leaves! He still has a smile on his face. Moral of the story, I think, is to make sure your sons know how to cut a cigar at an early age. You just never know when a pretty girl might need a hand.

06-16-2009, 08:25 AM	#2
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars ha! Great story! Good for him! __________________

06-16-2009, 08:27 AM	#3
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Haha awesome story! I love it when hot girls put money down my pants! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-16-2009, 08:29 AM	#4
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Awesome, I bet he hasn't washed that area since. __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

06-16-2009, 08:29 AM	#5
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,878 Trading: (60)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars So, this one time...at band camp....yeah I got nothing - but I did LMAO at this! __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!

06-16-2009, 08:40 AM	#7
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Girls certainly weren't like that when we were younger were they AL? __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

06-16-2009, 08:43 AM	#8
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars glad to see hes a ladies man just like the old man!! good for Mitch!! __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

06-16-2009, 08:47 AM	#10
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Well done Dad, way to teach the young lad important life skills. Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

06-16-2009, 09:00 AM	#11
trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars That's awesome, LOL!

06-16-2009, 09:01 AM	#12
CueTheMusic Still Watching My Back Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jeremy Location: Surrounded by corn Posts: 81 Trading: (2)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Ha! nice!

06-16-2009, 09:22 AM	#13
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars That's an awesome story Al. If I have kids, they will be trained early in how to do things like that. Cut and light a cigar. Offering a light to a lady. Pour a beer and mix drinks. All the nice touches. Even better if they get to do it for a pretty girl.

06-16-2009, 09:27 AM	#14
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars and he didn't slip her his phone number why.....

06-16-2009, 09:29 AM	#15
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars Sounds like your young apprentice is well on his way.. __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

06-16-2009, 09:38 AM	#18
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Son Gets Interesting "Tip" For Cutting Cigars That is awesome Al. Hopefully he gets more nice tips like that this summer. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

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