Elevator fun

[csbrewfisher]

FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

~ Swat at flies that don't exist.

~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
"Got enough air in there?"

~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.

~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space!"

~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

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lol

[kelmac07]

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

[csbrewfisher]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

Perfect for the Assylum, dontcha think?

[Col. Kurtz]

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Guaranteed fit for a straightjacket!!!

Or arrest under the Patriot Act....

[karmaz00]

lol

I learned a neat trick when I get on an elevator and do not want to stop on different floors when I need to get to mine in a hurry,,,,,press the floor number you want and then keep your finger on the button that closes the elevator door until you get to your floor.

[WildBlueSooner]

Originally Posted by Cigary

I learned a neat trick when I get on an elevator and do not want to stop on different floors when I need to get to mine in a hurry,,,,,press the floor number you want and then keep your finger on the button that closes the elevator door until you get to your floor.

You are that jackass