Well That Was Stupid...

Emjaysmash · 05-26-2009, 08:46 PM

So I am out on the porch enjoying an AF Don Carlos courtesy of RevSmoke (

) listening to some AC/DC watching my lil' brother cook dinner on the grill. After a while the grill got a lil greasy and in no time we had a nice little fire going- it was then that my lil brother asked for some help. No problem. I go over, quell the fire, show off a bit. I'm holding my cigar in my hand, and decide to pull a tricky manuever on the grill requiring two hands. I put my stogie back in my mouth...except it was the WRONG END. I first noticed the flaky texture and ashy taste. Luckily I pulled the cigar out in time. The only damage dealt was a ruined ash and my dignity. Definitley one of the stupidest things I've ever done with a cigar.

So help me out with my self-esteem- anyone else do something stupid with a cigar??

dunng · 05-26-2009, 08:47 PM

Nooooo...

Smokin Gator · 05-26-2009, 08:50 PM

This one time at band camp...

G G · 05-26-2009, 08:51 PM

Not that I'm admitting to.

MedicCook · 05-26-2009, 09:05 PM

I am glad that you did not get injured. You did make me laugh a little though as I pictured someone doing that.

Boss Hogg · 05-26-2009, 09:14 PM

The only person I've seen do this is Kramer from Seinfeld

.... a but he was paid to do it. Hope that helped

WildBlueSooner · 05-26-2009, 09:22 PM

How many drinks in?

05-26-2009, 09:23 PM

Nope.

Bruzee · 05-26-2009, 09:24 PM

Not sober!

Don Francisco · 05-26-2009, 09:38 PM

Well, at least it was kosher.

hotreds · 05-26-2009, 09:58 PM

Listening to AC/DC will do it every time!

TanithT · 05-26-2009, 10:09 PM

SSatVT · 05-26-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

Not that I'm admitting to.

Jbailey · 05-26-2009, 10:18 PM

First time 3yrs ago doing yard work. I went to reach for it as I saw it out of the corner of my ear. Wish I saw which end was facing what way.

Second time was last summer camping. It was dark out so after getting a drink I went for my smoke and had it turned around.

RichardW · 05-26-2009, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boss Hogg

The only person I've seen do this is Kramer from Seinfeld

.... a but he was paid to do it. Hope that helped

a classic

TanithT · 05-26-2009, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jbailey

First time 3yrs ago doing yard work. I went to reach for it as I saw it out of the corner of my ear.

Your anatomy must be terribly interesting.

JE3146 · 05-27-2009, 12:52 AM

Just wow...... nice one MJ

Savor the Stick · 05-27-2009, 02:54 AM

A couple of days ago I enjoying my second ever Party short, I dropped it and it rolled into a puddle of pee from my sisters dog.

I cried.

marge796 · 05-27-2009, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

Not that I'm admitting to.

Don Francisco · 05-27-2009, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savor the Stick

A couple of days ago I enjoying my second ever Party short, I dropped it and it rolled into a puddle of pee from my sisters dog.

I cried.

So you're short a party short?

05-26-2009, 08:46 PM	#1
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Well That Was Stupid... So I am out on the porch enjoying an AF Don Carlos courtesy of RevSmoke () listening to some AC/DC watching my lil' brother cook dinner on the grill. After a while the grill got a lil greasy and in no time we had a nice little fire going- it was then that my lil brother asked for some help. No problem. I go over, quell the fire, show off a bit. I'm holding my cigar in my hand, and decide to pull a tricky manuever on the grill requiring two hands. I put my stogie back in my mouth...except it was the WRONG END. I first noticed the flaky texture and ashy taste. Luckily I pulled the cigar out in time. The only damage dealt was a ruined ash and my dignity. Definitley one of the stupidest things I've ever done with a cigar. So help me out with my self-esteem- anyone else do something stupid with a cigar?? __________________

05-26-2009, 08:47 PM	#2
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Nooooo... __________________ MassHole Banter

05-26-2009, 08:50 PM	#3
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... This one time at band camp... __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

05-26-2009, 08:51 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Not that I'm admitting to.

05-26-2009, 09:05 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... I am glad that you did not get injured. You did make me laugh a little though as I pictured someone doing that. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

05-26-2009, 09:14 PM	#6
Boss Hogg Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Curt Location: Hazzard County Posts: 288 Trading: (3)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... The only person I've seen do this is Kramer from Seinfeld .... a but he was paid to do it. Hope that helped

05-26-2009, 09:22 PM	#7
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... How many drinks in? __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-26-2009, 09:23 PM	#8
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Nope.

05-26-2009, 09:24 PM	#9
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Not sober! __________________

05-26-2009, 09:38 PM	#10
Don Francisco Manufacturer/Retailer Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Lewis Location: New Jersey Posts: 172 Trading: (7)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Well, at least it was kosher. __________________ http://www.donfranciscocigars.com/

05-26-2009, 09:58 PM	#11
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Listening to AC/DC will do it every time! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

05-26-2009, 10:09 PM	#12
TanithT Herfer Grrrrl Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Tanith Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 692 Trading: (26)	Re: Well That Was Stupid...

05-26-2009, 10:18 PM	#14
Jbailey Brewcifer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Madison, WI Posts: 5,212 Trading: (17)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... First time 3yrs ago doing yard work. I went to reach for it as I saw it out of the corner of my ear. Wish I saw which end was facing what way. Second time was last summer camping. It was dark out so after getting a drink I went for my smoke and had it turned around.

05-27-2009, 12:52 AM	#17
JE3146 Jordan #2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jordan Location: Tigard, OR Posts: 2,115 Trading: (26)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... Just wow...... nice one MJ

05-27-2009, 02:54 AM	#18
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: Well That Was Stupid... A couple of days ago I enjoying my second ever Party short, I dropped it and it rolled into a puddle of pee from my sisters dog. I cried. __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

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