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Old 05-01-2009, 06:31 PM   #1
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George, age ninety-two, and Jane, age eighty-nine, are all excited about their decision to get married. While out for a stroll to discuss wedding plans, they happen to pass a drugstore and stop in. George asks to speak to the owner.

"We're about to get married," George informs him. "Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course we do," the owner replies.

"How about support hose to help with poor circulation?"

"Definitely."

"What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis, and arthritis?" George continues.

"All kinds," says the owner with confidence.

"How about waterproof furniture covers and Depends?"

"Yessir."

"Hearing aids, denture supplies, and reading glasses?" the groom-to-be asks.

"Yes."

"What about eyedrops, sleeping pills, Geritol, and Ensure?"

"Absolutely."

"Do you sell wheelchairs, walkers, and canes?"

"All kinds and sizes," the owner replies. "But why all these questions?" George smiles and proudly announces,

"We'd like to use your store as our bridal registry."
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:56 PM   #2
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