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Old 03-12-2009, 09:25 AM   #1
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FACT 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now.

FACT 58,000,000 people are kissing right now.

FACT 37,000,000 people are relaxing after having sex right now.

FACT 1 person is reading this post right now.


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Old 03-12-2009, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:38 AM   #3
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Jerk!
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:53 AM   #4
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:54 AM   #5
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:29 AM   #6
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Old 03-12-2009, 11:49 AM   #7
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
because you used more than one word to reply
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:17 PM   #8
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How do you know I'm not multitasking??
We can tell when you type with one hand...
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:27 PM   #9
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I was online buying a wallet
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:42 PM   #10
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We can tell when you type with one hand...
hmmm speech to text maybe...oops I think I gave away his secret!
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:08 PM   #11
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Doh! You got me.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:01 PM   #12
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But still funny.
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Old 03-12-2009, 09:03 PM   #13
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lucky basterd geting there end away my bird has got me in the dog house at the mo
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