Love story

03-04-2009, 05:26 PM

A man and woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke her saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.' After a moment or two of silence, he farted.

The End

tunes · 03-04-2009, 05:27 PM

karmaz00 · 03-04-2009, 05:28 PM

lol..good one

Skywalker · 03-04-2009, 05:30 PM

Nice!!!

CBI_2 · 03-04-2009, 06:12 PM

Excellent.

03-04-2009, 06:17 PM

How true!

Gophernut · 03-05-2009, 04:29 PM

That's a very funny story!

03-04-2009, 05:26 PM	#1
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Love story A man and woman who had never met before and who were both married to other people,found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke her saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.' After a moment or two of silence, he farted. The End

03-04-2009, 05:27 PM	#2
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: Love story __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

03-04-2009, 05:28 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Love story lol..good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-04-2009, 05:30 PM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Love story Nice!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-04-2009, 06:12 PM	#5
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Love story Excellent. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-04-2009, 06:17 PM	#6
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Love story How true!

03-05-2009, 04:29 PM	#7
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Love story That's a very funny story!

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