Limerick Thread! - Page 95

04-06-2011, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

or even a lizard named Jake.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

But a turtle named Stu,

Met a gopher named Sue,

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

or even a lizard named Jake.

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Originally Posted by icehog3

But a turtle named Stu,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Met a gopher named Sue,

who gave birth to a giraffe named Blake.

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 01:52 PM

New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

icehog3 · 04-06-2011, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

Should have just left that sucker for dead,

04-06-2011, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Should have just left that sucker for dead,

Now it's resurrected,

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Should have just left that sucker for dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Now it's resurrected,

And I stand corrected,

04-06-2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

New:

I replied to a 2 year old thread,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Should have just left that sucker for dead,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Now it's resurrected,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

And I stand corrected,

Now we're looking forward or ahead.

04-06-2011, 03:09 PM

New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

icehog3 · 04-06-2011, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

So by summer rules we're abiding,

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

So by summer rules we're abiding,

Time to break out the shorty shorts,

04-06-2011, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

So by summer rules we're abiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

Time to break out the shorty shorts,

And make sand castle forts,

icehog3 · 04-07-2011, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one:

It looks like the cold is subsiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

So by summer rules we're abiding,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut

Time to break out the shorty shorts,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

And make sand castle forts,

Down that slippery slope we'll be sliding.

icehog3 · 04-07-2011, 12:00 AM

NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

04-07-2011, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

While eating a cherry snow cone,

icehog3 · 04-07-2011, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

While eating a cherry snow cone,

The flavors did mix,

04-07-2011, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

While eating a cherry snow cone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

The flavors did mix,

And tasted like Trix,

icehog3 · 04-07-2011, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

NEW:

I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

While eating a cherry snow cone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

The flavors did mix,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee

And tasted like Trix,

A finer combo has never been known.

icehog3 · 04-07-2011, 12:32 AM

Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried.

04-07-2011, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried.

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,

14holestogie · 04-07-2011, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,

And sporting a leaf from a fig

04-06-2011, 01:52 PM	#1883
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I replied to a 2 year old thread, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

04-06-2011, 03:09 PM	#1888
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Limerick Thread! New one: It looks like the cold is subsiding,

04-07-2011, 12:00 AM	#1893
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I once smoked a 30 dollar Padron, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-07-2011, 12:32 AM	#1898
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! Mario, you go ahead and start the new one, my brain is fried. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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