Limerick Thread! - Page 94

icehog3 · 04-02-2011, 01:01 AM

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New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Where else do you find a better Brother,

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I can think of nowhere,

Land, sea or air,

VTDragon · 04-04-2011, 11:06 AM

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New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Where else do you find a better Brother,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

I can think of nowhere,

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Land, sea or air,

It's almost like being back home with mother.

VTDragon · 04-04-2011, 11:07 AM

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I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Gophernut · 04-04-2011, 02:41 PM

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I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

I sit outside while the birds all sing,

icehog3 · 04-04-2011, 03:38 PM

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I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I sit outside while the birds all sing,

I blow smoke at the sparrows,

Gophernut · 04-05-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

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I sit outside while the birds all sing,

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I blow smoke at the sparrows,

As my cigar inventory narrows,

icehog3 · 04-05-2011, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

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I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

I sit outside while the birds all sing,

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Originally Posted by icehog3

I blow smoke at the sparrows,

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As my cigar inventory narrows,

Soon the cigar vendors will be saying "Cha-ching".

icehog3 · 04-05-2011, 10:58 AM

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

VTDragon · 04-05-2011, 11:31 AM

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

icehog3 · 04-05-2011, 02:04 PM

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

The hog's making a play for second,

VTDragon · 04-05-2011, 02:18 PM

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

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The hog's making a play for second,

With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

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The hog's making a play for second,

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With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

But I could still step into the dookie.

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 10:11 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

04-06-2011, 10:46 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

VTDragon · 04-06-2011, 11:40 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

04-06-2011, 11:42 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

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The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

Yard work gave me a splinter!

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 11:57 AM

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Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

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Yard work gave me a splinter!

If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.

Gophernut · 04-06-2011, 11:58 AM

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We can't seem to catch a break,

04-06-2011, 12:01 PM

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We can't seem to catch a break,

or even a lizard named Jake.

icehog3 · 04-06-2011, 01:05 PM

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We can't seem to catch a break,

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or even a lizard named Jake.

But a turtle named Stu,

04-04-2011, 11:07 AM	#1863
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: I smoke more cigars in the Spring, __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

04-05-2011, 10:58 AM	#1868
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: Gophernut is pacing the rookies, __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-06-2011, 10:11 AM	#1873
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! New: Time to start cleaning up the yard, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

04-06-2011, 11:58 AM	#1878
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: We can't seem to catch a break, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

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